New TSA Policy:  Bathing Suits

Due to the AdminIstrAtion’s conserns regarding relations with everyone else in the world, discounting AmERIca and its citizens, HOMELAND Security, Due to recent protests, has issued a new TAS policy: 

The wearing of bathing suits by all passengers will be the new requirement, which will be instituted Jan 1. 

Passengers who arrive unprepared will be provided with a swim suit ‘substitute’:  

For men and male children, ONE appropriately measured paper sheet will be provided, after the passenger is measure about the waist by an approved, appropriately trained and prepared TSA employee. 

For women and female children, TWO appropriately measured paper sheets will be provided, again, after the passenger is measured about the waist by an approved, appropriately trained and prepared TSA employee. 

For the safety and comfort of all passengers, liquid refreshments which no longer be allowed in the terminal or on flights.

Appendix:

1.  A new authorization form will be provided for those who wish to forgo the approved paper substitute due to allergies, religious concerns or chaffing.

2.  Hand manipulated measuring devices (i.e. measuring tapes) will be provided from Homeland Security.

3. To satisfy TSA’s European counterparts, all TSA employees will be required to participate in educational training specific to the metric system.  To keep up the high level of competence and proficiency at airports, all TSA personnel will be informed of a rotation schedule where they will be flown to Las Vegas to participate in a three week intensive program of instruction and bilingual measurement studies. 

4.  Considering the importance of this new policy, exemptions will be limited to, but not dismissing the eventual additions of other exceptions, which at this time will included all Federally elected officials, unelected Federal officials (specifically including all members of Homeland Security and their families along, with all TSA members and their families) and their spouses or significant others, their family members, their friends and their friends tennis partners, and pets. 

UPDATE:

Exemption one:  All religious concerns which may violate the religious sensibilities of religions are exempted from the new Swim Suit Policy as of Jan 1. 

Exemption two:  The exemption clause is not applicable to, and does exclude, those of any Christian religion or of the Jew religion.

UPDATE:

Insert one:  Statement regarding female passengers:  nuns. 

They will be provided a third paper sheet to cover the midsection of their torso as well as four pieces of transparent tape.

INTERNAL COMMUNITAIONS TSA:

Immediately training will begin regarding UPDATE Insert one, in the application of transparent tape…

[There is no such TSA policy.  This blog entry is pure fiction.]

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Waivers, waivers, who wants waivers.  Apparently, a lot of companies and unions just are interested.  Interested in what?  Companies don’t want to go out of business and unions don’t want to lose jobs.

The White House is passing these get out of Obamacare free cards just like the way the president and the Democrat Congress threw around tax dollars like Monopoly money.

So, some people—a lot of people want out.  Hum?  Do you wonder why?  Especially since Obamacare was such a great thing!  But now, there is just the sound of feet heading for the door.

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 AS the Republicans state that their target is Obamacare, which is one of the two solid reasons they were as successful this past Tuesday as they were.  The other being the retched state of the economy which now rest firmly on the back of the Democrat party—the president included. 

Now, the MSM and the Democrats may favor calling Obamacare and overhaul, but the reality, since they never read the bill before passing it, Obamacare is actually something most Democrats favor, that is, Obamacare is an abortion, the destruction of something beautiful, which once use to be called the U.S. health care system.  Don’t misunderstanding me.   Like the human being the system was flawed, no human is perfect, but American health care system was destroyed by the stupid act of an ignorant political class, believing, not thinking, that somehow, they knew what they were doing.

Again, don’t misunderstand me.  The Republicans are now being watched closely by an electoral who recently, and with forethought, destroyed the Democrat House majority, an annihilation they truly deserved.  But the Republicans must understand that they face the same possible end.

Recently, Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C. who become known as a leader of tea party-style candidates, said GOP was responsible for the loss of Delaware for not supporting, and then maligning O’Donnell, I must agree that GOP is responsible for that and for the losses from the two previous elections.   The Republicans suffered from the same, yet milder case of “spend, spend, and spend.”

The Republicans, not that must more liked than the Democrats, have been given a new lease on political life, but also have the benefit of being injected with a number of tea party candidate winds, which I suspect, if they stay true to themselves, will be a salvation of the GOP party, a party which I also think will chance for the better as more of the tea party influence enters and renews the political hierarchy.

While the Democrat party of old was just destroyed, the Republican Party must renew or face the same fate.

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